Jokes

Here are a few posted by one of my facebook friends...

Bryan Whizzy Gunstone> Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?'The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.'

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself."

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-storey window.Defendant: I did it without thinking, your Honour.Judge: That's no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing at the time?

A young couple is on their honeymoon. After having great sex, he says, "Now you won't see me for a while." "We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where the heck do YOU think you're going?" "Nowhere, sweetheart," he says. "Turn over."

You got any good quickies? Post away!